If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
i must do homework now goodbye friends
i haven’t done any homework but i’m back hello friends
Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
what acute picture
my mom sent me a text asking if I met anyone cute to date at school yet this year and I replied to her just with this video
i dont know whether to laugh or cry
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
My roommate listens to audiobooks to fall asleep. She has cheap headphones. I have freakishly good hearing. This is the absolute worst. I can’t even really hear the voice, I just hear that there is a voice.
Update: I turned on the light, snuck up on her, and disconnected her…